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@zenmotherfucker

A smartass.Obviously

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 14, 2019, 9:44 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

--- LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON FOLKS! --- We the Unsullied Led by the Undecided To Kill the Unbelievers Die for who gives a fuck The charade kick-starts with a birds-eye view of Eunuch and the whole…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 13, 2019, 9:32 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: Beyond The Wall

----- Beyond The Wall of Shuthehellupitsfreezing Our little party of nine (aren't they all magnificent) has bravely gone through the gate in the wall and into the snowy nothingness that exists beyond…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 12, 2019, 10:14 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: Eastwatch

--- The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spaniards Well, this looks optimistically idyllic, doesn't it? The reflective, shimmering but still waters of the lake, the trees meddling with the rocks as…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 11, 2019, 9:54 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: The Spoils Of War

--- [On viewing the intro scene in total once more] It's all so serious, isn't it? --- We are overlooking a dark brown plain. A long convoy of horse-drawn carriages, accompanied by riders on horsebac…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 10, 2019, 8:22 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: The Queen's Justice

--- Rolling, long waves. Seagulls, screeching. A boat, mooring into ample, puffy mounds of amber sand. Safely washed ashore, Jon “I'm slow and it shows” Snow, his companion and their men stand face t…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 9, 2019, 10:25 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: Stormborn

--- It's night-time and it's raining. From out beyond comes the roll of thunder and soon after the prickling of falling rain. Dark sea waves flounder below as cameras above turn and dolly towards a c…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 8, 2019, 11:08 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: Dragonstone

---- I'm obliged to inform you that we seem to be present as uninvited and unseen guests to a house party. An old man (hereby affectionately referred to as “old-fuck”) appears to be head of the house…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Apr 7, 2019, 8:18 PM UTC

The Winter of Your Discontent: Game Of Thrones Season 7: Revisited

--- I've stayed away from television for many years now. It was a conscious decision on my part and it was handily supported by my coming-of-age environment, being a student abroad, not affording man…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Mar 1, 2019, 6:19 PM UTC

The State Of Flunk To Come II

--- There is one simple thing that you must understand, Mr. Anderson, and that is humanity would have long drawn its final breath, if it wasn’t for our congenial intervention. Please note that we wer…

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zenmotherfucker
@zenmotherfucker Feb 8, 2019, 8:37 PM UTC

The Shape Of Flunk To Come

--- My fellow Custodians. We, or to place it more aptly, each and every one of us, you, me, he, she and everyone perplexing on the nether edges or flummoxing in the in-between, have yet to achieve gr…

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