Hello Steemit. WTF is this?

Welcome to the steemit community, I wish you the best success

Welcome to the community!
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Hello and welcome! Glad to see you've joined our little group and look forward to reading your funnies.

Hello my friend steemit 🤗

Excellent publication, it is very professional and the photos are beautiful. I congratulate you excellent work.

ha! very funny way to introduce yourself :D..welcome to steemit and get back to writing @abegurko!!!

Do you think I am being funny? I mean I've been kidnapped. Being a slave has always been a dream of mine. And now that I can count coins while being beaten to submission...well...is this heaven?

welcome to steemit

This is a good idea! Anyone want to kidnap me? Lol I promise to write. A lot!

Thanks! Might you have a whip to crack? I hope I'm not misrepresenting myself. I love writing.

From your mouth to God's ears. And if you are an Atheist...then your ears...I guess.

Of all the things not to say on the internet lmao

Hiiiiiiiiiii YA!

oh i have lots of it, follow me and i will show u

Heaven is "funny" like that 😵

Uh Oh! Am I in trouble already? Don't bots have a sense of humor? Or better yet....doesn't the NSA need a laugh? I am here to entertain the troops.

Merci buckets...and buckets

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what a nice man

welcome & great to see you getting active here! :)

Chillin'

Awwww shucks Maw....

I love it. I appreciate humor. You have my vote, but alas, it's not worth a whole lot yet!

Says you! But as a newbie...I'll be all sweetness and light and one day you can slide me some steem! Have a great day!

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Welcome. Following to read the fruits of your torture.

Thanks...but is it obvious? Thank God I'm not Kevin Spacey :)

Hot damn, that's a good point! :)

Hahaha! Welcome!

Wow, I like you introductory post. Upvoting to do a great service to your wallet. I've followed you @abegurko, looking forward to reading your nice posts in the near future

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Tasteless. Its sad you think this is something to joke about.

Good luck in this life as a slave haha

Thanks @originalworks for the upvoting of it all!!!!

I'm new to Steemit and not sure what you are referring to. Feel free to clarify what you think is tasteless.

Its from that song from Grace Jones, Slave to the Rythme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt7o6dzMuw

I'll need it

I'm stuck to my chair too...I think we're all on a similar boat. But together, we can make our time in captivity a little more entertaining.

Welcome to steemit. @abegurko
following you now. :D

@abegurko bold kidnappers, even beards were not scared )))

I realized only after you pointed it out that I may have just become a stalkers paradise, woops!

Well, if it is any deterrent: Attention would-be-kidnapper-guys: I snore! Oh and my favorite movie is Savannah Smiles! haha

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Sure. What can you offer? :P

I love you too smiley!

Let's make a movie on this one.

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👀 me? Are you thinking of actually taking my kidnap me request? @dontview
Also: @abegurko my apologies for hijacking your comment threads it’s not my intention to clutter your feed. *whistles innocently

all in the appearance, nothing behind it. hollow shell.

Thanks for letting me know!

Let's make that our mantra!!!!

how's ur day going?

Thanks a ton!!! Of Cash that is!!!!!

thanks a trillion bitcoins!

All I know is that good karma is a great thing.

Indeed!

thanks a million...dollars :)

kidnapping and human trafficking are really problems and not matters to be joke about for those affected.