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@abegurko

I Mean… What?!? has always been committed to finding truth and humor in a world obsessed with fashion, celebrity and politics.

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@abegurko Dec 1, 2017, 3:36 PM UTC

Blue Blue His World Is Blue

Like his tie, General Mike Flynn is feeling mighty blue now that Robert Mueller has painted the rat & probably his son into a corner. "And in this corner " we have a felon and an asshole. The Kar…

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@abegurko Nov 30, 2017, 11:57 PM UTC

Homeland Security Is Monitoring Cryptocurrency?

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--eXT5AV8A--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/fdg5wl78wux9noh8gdox.jpg Well there goes that! As in my get rich quick scheme having jumped into the…

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@abegurko Nov 30, 2017, 7:47 PM UTC

How Green Is Barak Obama's Valley Now

Remember when this iconic photo of Barak Obama toking on a joint permeated the internet when those stupid, white Republicans thought that it would hurt his chances of getting elected? I mean...hello.…

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@abegurko Nov 29, 2017, 7:53 PM UTC

The KKK May Be White...But Really...They Are Yellow

We all know that the KKK are a bunch of stupid white boys wearing white bedsheets and Casper the Ghost hoods, but really...they are yellow. To hide their faces is a sign of fear. And there ain't no o…

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@abegurko Nov 29, 2017, 6:46 PM UTC

Poontang Police Working Overtime

Several weeks ago, as all the sexual predators began to drop like flies, I coined the phrase Poontang Police. Even before the LAPD had created the Entertainment Industry Task Force Against Sexual Pre…

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@abegurko Nov 29, 2017, 4:37 PM UTC

Ann Curry Must Be Dancing Like No One Is Watching

Remember when Matt Lauer instigated the demise of Ann Curry from the Today Show? Well, this morning, like all of us, she must be gobsmacked to learn that Matt Lauer--the golden boy himself--is nothin…

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@abegurko Nov 29, 2017, 2:12 AM UTC

Gross Baboon of the Year Award

Those of you that read my last post have been introduced to the Gross Baboon of the Year...which is actually an Award that I've been handing out for a few years on my blog http://imeanwhat.com. Past…

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@abegurko Nov 28, 2017, 9:42 PM UTC

Orange You Glad You're Not....

...that Gross Baboon of the Year, Donald J (is for Jerk) Trump! And when I say baboon, I do not mean to insult actual baboons. Rather, just acknowledging that these two animals are orange, which is t…

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@abegurko Nov 28, 2017, 7:55 PM UTC

Hello Steemit. WTF is this?

Hi y'all. I've been kidnapped. I am tied to a desk chair in Hollywood and have been told to write posts every day or else....I'll be broke for the rest of my life. That said, just wanted to share my…

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