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carklevicci
@carklevicci Mar 31, 2019, 5:15 PM UTC

WHO'S THE FOOL

Funny how one's best laid intentions can end up creating an unexpected dilemma . My morning started off with an early venture into jungle known as The LBC....Long Beach California. Home of Snoop Dog…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Dec 9, 2018, 8:48 PM UTC

The Passing Of A Friend Of A Friend

Forgiveness is the key that unlocks one's soul. It makes it easy to breathe, to grow and to live. Unspoken, it is an evil more powerful than the deed itself. Revealed, it is the light of the world an…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 19, 2018, 4:58 PM UTC

THE CYBER- SUICIDE OF CARKLEVICCI

Do you ever wonder if maybe this is your last day? I’ve never given much thought to the premise of terminating my own existence. A close friend of mine took matters of life and death into his own han…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 16, 2018, 4:57 PM UTC

THE OLD WHITE GUY SPEAKS OUT

Time to approach a touchy subject...Minorities. I know that most of you won’t be able to relate to what it’s like to be in a minority since races and ethnicities have combined to live in harmony thes…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 14, 2018, 7:51 PM UTC

YOU HAD TO KNOW THESE GUYS but take my word...thay were the shit

Freedy’s phone rings...Rdawg is on the other end R. Dude whassup dude? F. Hey dude wats happening right there? R. Nuthin dude, just seein if you have anymore of them budz right there dude F. Yeah it’…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 11, 2018, 7:07 PM UTC

PICTURES FROM THE YARD

Welcome to my yard. Always weeds to pull, flowers to water and rocks to stack. Not sure what this ones called but I like it... A bright rose Back again Orchid...we don't get many blossoms on this one…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 10, 2018, 12:18 AM UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Today would have been my mother’s xxx birthday. With respect to her vanity I won’t divulge her age. I will mention though that she went to meet her maker some twenty years ago. July the ninth will ne…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 9, 2018, 9:18 PM UTC

IF I DIDN'T SEE IT, HOW CAN I REMEMBER IT ?

http://thealamo.org/assets/b46f5-alamo-vidposter.jpg" An intimidating looking envelope with my name on it arrived in the mailbox My heart sunk as I opened it to find the ominous content: "GREETINGS F…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 5, 2018, 11:55 PM UTC

MASTICATION VS MASTURBATION

Our dilemma involves the practice of chewing one’s meat versus beating it. Lore has it that the infamous J.P.Getty chewed each bite of chicken 32 times before swallowing. Each night, after dinner, be…

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carklevicci
@carklevicci Jul 5, 2018, 7:24 PM UTC

COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 20 - 1 CAN OF PAINT 3 CARS 2 BALLS

Many years ago, in olden times, being the oldest grandson in the family, I was the lucky recipient of my grandma's old car. She had upgraded to a sporty little Dodge Dart and the old black ‘50 Chevy…

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