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cryptoroast

@cryptoroast

Account dedicated to humour. I guess... Steemit goal is 500SP.

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 26, 2018, 4:00 AM UTC

First time at the gym

Summer is getting closer and closer, so I decided to sign up at a gym. Because this was my first time, I asked an employee there to show me how to do this weird exercise. His explanation was so fast,…

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 25, 2018, 1:47 AM UTC

The stare and awkward silence

When you try to greet your co-workers, but all they can see is a huge yellow pimple on your face. https://i.imgur.com/eDlPutz.gif Source: Imgur

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 23, 2018, 2:41 PM UTC

Dissertation

When you have to write a dissertation, but you were postponing it till the last day. https://i.imgur.com/tZv7Qbq.gif Source: Giphy

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 18, 2018, 10:57 PM UTC

Voice of an angel

Once upon a time, there was a man named Chris and he was holding this big ball and he had a friend with a name Jeff, who had 2 smaller balls. Chris decided it was time to throw the big ball away, but…

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 16, 2018, 11:02 PM UTC

My tongue is ready

When girls think you are all talk, so you show them all the tongue motions and ask them to pick their favorite. https://i.imgur.com/VfSemPM.gif Source: Giphy

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 14, 2018, 2:29 AM UTC

Wife's mad

When you reach the driveway and see all your clothes scattered around. In confusion, you try to guess what is your wife angry about. https://i.imgur.com/IPtidGg.gif Did I forget to pick up my clothes…

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 12, 2018, 9:41 PM UTC

First and last time I do this.

When your friend has been nagging you to go run with him and to shut him up you accept the invitation, which ends up being the worse decision of your life. 10 minutes into the run, this so-called bes…

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 11, 2018, 10:44 PM UTC

Quick stop before home

When you are heading home, but suddenly receive a text from a girl saying she is home alone. https://i.imgur.com/bB0WiGz.gif

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 8, 2018, 2:09 PM UTC

8 March - Comedy Open Mic Round 3, Entry #1

https://i.imgur.com/CFFNQLj.jpg?1 Magic mirror on the wall, Woman's day is what I was waiting for, I ask you once, and once alone, will I get the most roses of them all? https://i.imgur.com/q2hr4Hr.j…

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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast Mar 7, 2018, 5:11 PM UTC

My weakness is pizza

When you are trying to get in shape for the summer, but then you see your friend eating pizza. https://i.imgur.com/56C5gEJ.gif Source: Imgur

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