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Katakoto

@katakoto

Hello everyone! To improve my English, I've decided to pick up & translate one post to Japanese from www.fmylife.com everyday!!

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Katakoto
@katakoto Dec 28, 2018, 2:55 AM UTC

Daily FML #84 X'mas is delayed. | クリスマス遅延のお知らせ

>Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, “Get up, Santa was here!” I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML 俺訳『今日、子供に揺り起こされて「起きて！サンタさんがいたよ！」って言われた。起きてみると家のテレビ、パソコン、そし…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Dec 23, 2018, 1:19 AM UTC

Daily FML #83 Do your own job! | 仕事しろ！

>Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML 俺訳『今日、スタバで3回注文を繰り返さなくちゃいけなかった。バリスタが私の胸ばっか見てるから。』 https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEhmKHzhC…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Dec 17, 2018, 10:00 PM UTC

Daily FML #82 Distortion Ringtone | 悪夢の着信音

>Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out wi…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Nov 28, 2018, 12:21 PM UTC

【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏企業改革のため７０％のレイオフを発表【日本語訳】

This article is translated to Japanese from https://steemit.com/steem/@ned/2fajh9-steemit-update この記事は上記Steemit社ネッド・スコット氏の記事の日本語訳になります。 >Dear Steemians, >Steemit, Inc. is currently undergoing a…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Nov 27, 2018, 12:42 AM UTC

Daily FML #81 What's inside the box? | 箱の中身は何じゃろな。

>Today, I signed for a delivery for my mom and something inside started to vibrate. I can't leave it because if she gets home and it's still vibrating she'll know I know what it is, but if I open…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Oct 31, 2018, 4:02 AM UTC

Daily FML #80 Just Parent's Excuse | ただの親のいいわけ

>Today, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes.…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Oct 21, 2018, 11:04 PM UTC

jp-Friendship#4 「あだしの好きな街並み」

@sallyfunさんからバトンがブーメランの如く飛んでまいりまして、しばらく休眠状態にあった所を叩き起こされました@katakotoと申します。職業は世界で初めてのプロ下ネタトランスレーターです。さすがはオーストラリアにお住いの@sallyfunさん、アボリジニ仕込みのブーメランは今回も、見事、僕の眉間のど真ん中に命中しております。さて、今回のお題は**「あなたの好きな街並み」を挙げなさい…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Oct 18, 2018, 7:50 PM UTC

【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏クリプト初心者向けの新たなプラットフォームアプリおよび新会社の立ち上げを発表！

Steemit CEO, Ned氏が暗号通貨初心者でも参入しやすいプラットフォームアプリの立ち上げを発表しました。その名も “Destiny”(仮) https://steemit.com/gathering/@ned/new-behind-the-scenes-project あくまで現状のSteemブロックチェーンを基盤としたアプリケーションとなるようですが、かねてから指摘されていた暗号通貨…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Oct 17, 2018, 1:29 AM UTC

Daily FML #79 That's freaky! | この少年が一番怖い

>Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he looked up at my face, said, “Ewww, you’re a lot uglier than my mommy,” and ran a…

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Katakoto
@katakoto Oct 4, 2018, 10:09 PM UTC

Daily FML #78 Escapill from reality! | 現実逃避グスリ～！

>Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML 俺訳『今日、学校に行くのに朝起きたら頭が痛かった。その日に最終試験があったので、Ad…

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